Winston Churchill

I may not be British, but Churchill was the man. A powerful leader, who pulled Britain through World War II, and has not just a brand, but most cigars are referred to as Winston's or Churchhill's depending on their size, how badass. Here's a great story about him I just heard.

Churchill was once attacked late at night speaking at the House of Commons, by a large woman. He was drunk as he often was late at night, at the House of Commons. The woman shouted at him, "Mr. Chruchill, you're Drunk!" and he said, "Yes ma'am, so I am. But tomorrow I shall be sober. And though tonight I'm very drunk, you're very ugly, and tomorrow, you'll still be ugly.